Anonymity's fine by me. Having people think I could spin a yarn at all's what started that whole mess int he first place.

[Excuse him if he just sits his ass down on the edge of the table here. So she was this grim even in high school, huh? ...Well, it doesn't look like it was too long ago for her, but it's still an amusing little detail.]

You know... Writing like that in high school's enough to get you into a pretty prestigious one back where I'm from.